k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via disagreed)

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

(via hate)

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

(via teenytigress)

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via sorry)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

troyesivan:

if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

(via hate)